enjoras:

on a scale of oberyn martell to sansa stark how good are you at hiding how much you hate someone

puppies are so much more stressful than i thought they would be like stop peeing on our carpet wtf i can’t even be mad cuz you’re so cute (but still pretty mad)

My Shower Has Two Settings

lumos5001:

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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zaynocean:

people who know about your first URL

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